Dancing Phantom

agirlwithachakram:

wickedwonderlandd:

tsunamirains:

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

mrrogerscardigans:

😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.

I don’t care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel’s and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:

god and jesus watching me trying to bang my guardian angel

Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?

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bpdpoc:

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

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beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

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fullmetalfisting:

when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

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sapphicalicebrandon:

bella in her room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether that’s her jacket hanging or edward standing VERY still

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moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*

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honey-dont:

cat: skitters across the room at top speed and stops to stare at me

me: hello

cat: skitters in the opposite direction at terminal velocity

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teenagerposts:

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they’re raising that they’re a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don’t want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren’t explored in the movies (original or remake) or they’re the worst “good” parents in fictional family history.

imaginethebutts:

when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you obsess over

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